Following news that Andrew Murray Burnham (Andy Burnham), Member of Parliament for Makerfield, Greater Manchester will be announced as the new leader of the Labour Party today, the following two tea alarms have been added specifically for those with an interest in British Politics. Other members of the public may ignore these alarms and carry on with their day.
Please remember that the times of the alarms are the time that tea should be served, therefore please allow good time for water to be boiled, and tea brewing to be commenced before service.
Please ensure that you have an adequate supply of milk, sugar and sweetener to hand, recognising that milk may spoil quicker in warmer weather if left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, or if delivered in glass bottles to the doorstep. It is also advisable to provide biscuits or other suitable accompaniments. As no tea alarms scheduled for this date occur during the hours of 2PM and 6PM, there is no need for a supplementary ‘Afternoon Tea Spread’ service.
- 11:50AM: In preparation for the formal announcement by the Labour Party of Andrew Murray Burnham as the new leader of said party.
- 2:25PM: Im preparation for a planned speech by Andrew Murray Burnham as the new leader of said party*.
Please be advised that more in depth guidance on preparing for, and responding to a tea alarm (both scheduled and unscheduled), will be provided over the coming weeks.
*It is advised for any political commentator at Downing Street, should the speech be held there to bring an adequate supply of cat treats for Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet.
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