See It, Tea It, Tray It, Sorted.
If you see or hear something during the course of either a scheduled or spontaneous tea alarm that doesn’t look or sound right, text the British Tea Police on 6***6 or call +44 7950 145506. We’ll sort it. See It, Tray It, Sorted*.
*Please do not confuse this with the British Transport Police. As tea was in Great Britain and Northern Ireland well before the London Underground, high speed trains, regional bus and train services, trams and so on, we believe that we have the legal right to use ‘See It, Tray It, Sorted’. However the British Transport Police are also a vital part of our defence and security apparatus, so please do not contact them by mistake. They will not be best pleased!
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